Amdon went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over
> phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
> Amdon: Who is speaking?
> Servant : Servant Sir.
>Amdon: Where is the Madam?
> Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
> Amdon: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
> Servant: What can I do now sir?
> Amdon: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
> Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
> Amdon: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
> Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
> Amdon: What.....? No swimming pool?
> Servant: Yes Sir
> Amdon: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!